- Chapter 1: Launch of the Screaming Narwhal
- Leave Well Enough Alone – Experienced a brief, yet horrifying transformation
- Why is My Older Brother Laughing? – Encountered a shipload of references to the previous Monkey Island games
- The Sounds of Science – Heard DeSinge treating four different patients
- Bats Right, Throws Lame – Repeatedly Threw Things… Kinda
- Is That a Pox On Your Face, Or Are You Just Angry To See Me? – Experience the effects of the Pox on the charming inhabitants of Flotsam
- The Legend of LeFlay – Quizzed everyone about Morgan LeFlay
- This Ain’t a Library – Intensely browsed a prominent bookshelf
- LeChuck Slayer – Defeated LeChuck (again)
- Use the Source – Met Deep Gut
- The Winds of Freedom Blow – Escaped from Flotsam Island
- Many Unhappy Returns – Found Elaine
Chapter 2: The Siege of Spinner Cay
- Meals Fit for a King… Queen… Whatever – Gave the MerLeader every kind of bait
- She’s Cute When She’s Angry – Get Morgan angry by repeatedly checking out the mast
- Fishing for Literalists – Caught a Red Herring
- Talk to the Hook – Threatened a number of adversaries with a Hook
- Nice Try – Heard the Secret of Donkey Island
- Give Her a Hand – Kicked LeFlay off the Screaming Narwhal
- Artifacts of LIfe – Get all of the Summoning Artifacts
- Mighty Merperson Rescuer – Save the MerLeader from McGillicutty
- Model of E-FISH-Ency – Read every fish joke
- Ride ‘Em, Pirate – Made LeChuck do something embarassing on the cliff
- The BIG Finish – Sailed to the alleged resting place of La Esponja Grande
Chapter 3: Lair of the Leviathan
- The 0.01 Percent Solution – Got one one ten thousandth of the way through the alternate solution to the Cochlea puzzle
- Frequent Tuber – Used all the Bile Tubes in all directions
- I’m So Faced – Tried every possible Face-Off feature
- Bongo Baby, Yeah – Played the bongos repeatedly
- Meet Murray – Introduced Murray to everyone
- The Newlyfed Game – Convinced DeCava that Guybrush is married to Morgan
- There is a Brotherhood of Jerks – Accepted into the Brotherhood
- La Esponja… Grande? – Acquired La Esponja Grande
- Lord of the Locket – Tried every Locket Combination
- What a Card – Tried every Tarot Card combination
- Feed the Beast – Defeated DeCava and the Brotherhood
Chapter 4: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood
- What’s in a Name? – Found out the horrifying truth about Bosun Krebbs
- What Do You Do with a Drunken Guybrush? – Drank everything available in Club 41
- Musical Memories – Enticed Guybrush to indulge his musical impulses
- Push ze Buttons of SCIENCE! – Tried all four of buttons in De Singe’s Lab
- Idiot for a Client – Explored the possibilities of Guybrush calling himself to the stand
- Ayyyye, the Jury – Got Civil charges against Guybrush dropped
- Use the Source – Got criminal charges dropped… with a little help
- Feast for the Senses – Almost completed the Feast of the Senses
- Shlock Shopper Supreme – Fully Perused Stan’s Wares
- Guybrush Goes Classy – Experienced Guybrush’s Brush with the Bard
- Adieu, Adieu – Defeated De Singe
Chapter 5: Rise of the Pirate God
- The Violet Beauregard Memorial Trophy – Tried every piece of gum
- Say What? – Discovered Morgan’s Dying Words
- Grog, Grog, Grog! – Used a dollar bill to try to buy every drink in the Grog Machine
- Dance, Monkey, Dance! – Did the dance of the hybrid fruit
- Grave Ribber – Read every gravestone
- All Roads Lead to LeChuck – Opened the Crossroads
- I Ain’t Got No Body – Bound Guybrush’s spirit to his body
- Does This Corpse Make Me Look Fat? – Completed the Diet of the Senses
- A Credit to Pirates Everywhere – Witnessed Morgan’s Final Fate
- Morgan’s Secret – Found out what Morgan treasures above all else
- Fall of the Pirate God – Defeated LeChuck
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