Echt geweldig dit, ik heb het van een andere forum maar dat boeit niet.
[url]http://omegle.com/[/url]Start een gesprek met een vreemde en kijk waar het op uit loopt. Post je grappigste gesprekken hier in een quote!
[QUOTE]Connecting to server…You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MAGICAL UNICORN?
You: NO CORNHOLE
You: POOP IS IN EYE
Stranger: OOOH FUCK U[/quote]
Haha dit is echt fun 🙂
Je kan echt de grootst mogelijke onzin uitkramen en geen haan die ernaar kraait..:D
[quote]You: goodbye
Stranger: C ya[/quote]
*Dit was echt het hele gesprek 😀 hehehe
[quote]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi[/quote]
da was al:P
Beetje lang, maar te vet deze xD
[spoiler]You: SEXY TIEM
Stranger: WHOS TIEM
You: POOP IS IN EYE
You: REMOVE POOP FROM EYE
Stranger: TAKE A PAPER
Stranger: AND REMOVE IT
Stranger: FAST
Stranger: OR U WILL GO BLIND
You: AMMAGAWD
You: OUT OF PAER
You: ILL DIE
Stranger: NOEZ
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOEZ
Stranger: TAKE YA SHIRT FOR IT
Stranger: FAST
You: YEAH ILL DO
You: CRAP NOW THERES CRAP ON MY SHIRT
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: NOW U WILL DIE
Stranger: CLEAN IT WITH SOAP
You: OMG QUICK REMOVE THE CRAP FROM SHIRT BY RUB IN EYE
You: OMG NOO THE CRAP IS BACK IN THE EYE
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: U WILL DIE
Stranger: WITHIN 7 DAYS
You: AFTER WATCHING THE RING
You: OMFGZ
Stranger: ITS A SIGN
Stranger: CRAP IN THE EYE
Stranger: NOOOOOEZ
You: OMG I CAN SEE A GIRL COMING UIT OF MY SCREEN
You: FUCKZ HELP ME
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: KILL IT
Stranger: FAST
You: DONE
You: ITS A GIRL
Stranger: Yay
You: OMG I KIELLED A GIRL
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: U BASTARD
You: OMG NOW I FEEL SAD FOR HERE
Stranger: HAVENT YOU GOT ANY EMOTIONS?
You: I DO
You: AND NOW I RY
Stranger: WHY DID YOU KILL SOMEONE
You: IT FLUSHES AWAY THE REST OF THE CRAP FROM MY EYE
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: AWESOMEE
You: YESH
Stranger: PROBLEM SOLVED
You: KILLING SOMEONE DOES IS GOED
You: I THIENK
You: NOW I CAN GO ONE WITH MY LIFE
You: THANKS STRANGER! (Y)
Stranger: … WHERE U FROM…
You: HOLLAND
You: AND U
Stranger: HOLLAND
You: Hoi
Stranger: Haaai 😀
You: xD
Stranger: Helemaal moeite doen :3
You: Hoe kom je op omegle?:P
Stranger: Via een forum :’)
You: wellek? 😛
You: ik ook xD
Stranger: Habbers…
You: ah jammer
Stranger: Jij ellegirl ofzo zkr
You: nope 😛
You: ps3-sense xD
Stranger: Girlscene XD
Stranger: OH
Stranger: WHAHAHAHA
You: Heb ik al met jou gepraat? XD
Stranger: Denk eht niet
You: oh want iemand reageerde ook zo
You: toen ik zei dat ik van sense kwam xD
Stranger: Neeeeee
Stranger: omdat ik verwijfde dingen zeg
Stranger: en jij komt met gaming
Stranger: :’)
You: ;p
Stranger: Er zijn wel veel brazilianen
Stranger: en finnen
Stranger: ..
You: Inderdaad
You: ik had net een heel lang gesprek met een braziliaan
You: een normaal gesprek xD
Stranger: Wooooow
Stranger: shocking
You: Idd
You: en nu voegt hij me toe @ twitter
You: nog shockender
Stranger: Wooeeeeh
Stranger: geen idee wat twitter is…
Stranger: te verwijfd voor
Stranger: XD
You: *gayhand emoticon*
Stranger: Like duh :3
You: En nu ga ik
You: TROLLED
Stranger: BYE
You: I’m from finland :W
Stranger: Wattehek
You: I can spiek a biet dutch
Stranger: SRSLY
You: Fuck yeahs
Stranger: AWESUM
You: THANK U
Stranger: NO PROB[/spoiler]
[quote]Beetje lang, maar te vet deze xD
[spoiler]You: SEXY TIEM
Stranger: WHOS TIEM
You: POOP IS IN EYE
You: REMOVE POOP FROM EYE
Stranger: TAKE A PAPER
Stranger: AND REMOVE IT
Stranger: FAST
Stranger: OR U WILL GO BLIND
You: AMMAGAWD
You: OUT OF PAER
You: ILL DIE
Stranger: NOEZ
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: NOOOOOOOEZ
Stranger: TAKE YA SHIRT FOR IT
Stranger: FAST
You: YEAH ILL DO
You: CRAP NOW THERES CRAP ON MY SHIRT
Stranger: NOOOO
Stranger: NOW U WILL DIE
Stranger: CLEAN IT WITH SOAP
You: OMG QUICK REMOVE THE CRAP FROM SHIRT BY RUB IN EYE
You: OMG NOO THE CRAP IS BACK IN THE EYE
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: U WILL DIE
Stranger: WITHIN 7 DAYS
You: AFTER WATCHING THE RING
You: OMFGZ
Stranger: ITS A SIGN
Stranger: CRAP IN THE EYE
Stranger: NOOOOOEZ
You: OMG I CAN SEE A GIRL COMING UIT OF MY SCREEN
You: FUCKZ HELP ME
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: KILL IT
Stranger: FAST
You: DONE
You: ITS A GIRL
Stranger: Yay
You: OMG I KIELLED A GIRL
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: U BASTARD
You: OMG NOW I FEEL SAD FOR HERE
Stranger: HAVENT YOU GOT ANY EMOTIONS?
You: I DO
You: AND NOW I RY
Stranger: WHY DID YOU KILL SOMEONE
You: IT FLUSHES AWAY THE REST OF THE CRAP FROM MY EYE
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: AWESOMEE
You: YESH
Stranger: PROBLEM SOLVED
You: KILLING SOMEONE DOES IS GOED
You: I THIENK
You: NOW I CAN GO ONE WITH MY LIFE
You: THANKS STRANGER! (Y)
Stranger: … WHERE U FROM…
You: HOLLAND
You: AND U
Stranger: HOLLAND
You: Hoi
Stranger: Haaai 😀
You: xD
Stranger: Helemaal moeite doen :3
You: Hoe kom je op omegle?:P
Stranger: Via een forum :’)
You: wellek? 😛
You: ik ook xD
Stranger: Habbers…
You: ah jammer
Stranger: Jij ellegirl ofzo zkr
You: nope 😛
You: ps3-sense xD
Stranger: Girlscene XD
Stranger: OH
Stranger: WHAHAHAHA
You: Heb ik al met jou gepraat? XD
Stranger: Denk eht niet
You: oh want iemand reageerde ook zo
You: toen ik zei dat ik van sense kwam xD
Stranger: Neeeeee
Stranger: omdat ik verwijfde dingen zeg
Stranger: en jij komt met gaming
Stranger: :’)
You: ;p
Stranger: Er zijn wel veel brazilianen
Stranger: en finnen
Stranger: ..
You: Inderdaad
You: ik had net een heel lang gesprek met een braziliaan
You: een normaal gesprek xD
Stranger: Wooooow
Stranger: shocking
You: Idd
You: en nu voegt hij me toe @ twitter
You: nog shockender
Stranger: Wooeeeeh
Stranger: geen idee wat twitter is…
Stranger: te verwijfd voor
Stranger: XD
You: *gayhand emoticon*
Stranger: Like duh :3
You: En nu ga ik
You: TROLLED
Stranger: BYE
You: I’m from finland :W
Stranger: Wattehek
You: I can spiek a biet dutch
Stranger: SRSLY
You: Fuck yeahs
Stranger: AWESUM
You: THANK U
Stranger: NO PROB[/spoiler][/quote]
dit gesprek is zoow vet xd
jammer dat ik weg moest haha
[spoiler]You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: i like you
Stranger: thannk you
You: Do you feel the vibe to
Stranger: yes
You: i think we become friends
Stranger: i can feel it in my bones
Stranger: me too
You: i wish i had bones
Stranger: my email if you want to contact me is [email][email protected][/email]
Stranger: send your pictures
Stranger: and we be friends forever
You: I DON’T SEND NAKED PICTURES OF MY SELF!!
Stranger: PLEASE SEND ME PLEASE
You: how dare you to ask
Stranger: then you come to my house and we make love on my bed i have a nice bed
Stranger: 🙁
You: i have a nice bed to
Stranger: come on
Stranger: where do you live?
You: with spikes
Stranger: i’d like to fry some human flesh and eat it
You: i am always live
Stranger: maybe we can make some cash selling ass?
You: yeah but i’m just a fluffy bear
You: sorry
[/spoiler]
[quote]Stranger: I HAVE A TREE
You: I HAVE A LEG
Stranger: my tree has roots
You: My leg has feet with toes
Stranger: my tree has blonde leaves
You: My foot has pinkish nails
Stranger: my tree likes fucking
You: My foot likes masturbation
Stranger: would u like to fuck my tree?
You: With my foot? ok!
Stranger: sorted? i accept visa or cheque
You: Na you pay me
You: i don’t regularry fuck tree’s
You: so i want to get paid
Stranger: THAT wasnt the deal
You: Actually it was
Stranger: you should be previliged to fuck my tree, my tree is famous
You: i typed with very small letters
You: Wow whats your tree called?
You: Maybe i know it!
Stranger: edward
Stranger: edward treetrunks
You: Nope, doesn’t sound familier
You: got a picture of him while doing the job?
Stranger: yes he was whipping my neighbours tits
You: Ah thats horny
Stranger: yeah do u
You: Yeah well, where does your tree stand? i’ll pay a visit tomorrow
Stranger: in england do u have big tits
You: I have
Stranger: how big my tree wants to know
You: Double D’s biatch!
Stranger: nice [/quote]
Whahah what de hell xD
Leuk hoor, z’n stranger
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You: poopin your eye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Tjah, dat noemt men nou een rick roll 😉 😛
Ik kan er niet meer in komen:(, hij loopt vast
[spoiler] [quote]You: Omegle
Stranger: hii
You: heey
Stranger: how r u? =]
You: fine andu?
Stranger: good
You: good:D
Stranger: =]
You: where do you live?
Stranger: in brazil.. and u?
You: in the netherlands
You: are you a boy our girl?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i’m a girl.. u?
You: a boy
You: what age are u
You: ?
Stranger: seventeen.. an u?
You: fortheen XD:$:$$::$:$
Stranger: ooun
You: and don’t disconect because i’m fortheen oke??
Stranger: ur so young hahaha
You: 😛 3 years
You: my last girlfriend was 17
Stranger: calm down dude.. =]
Stranger: reaally?
You: :Poke oke:P
You: yeah
Stranger: thats cool
You: you think:P?
You: but
You: what brings you to this site>
You: ?
Stranger: yeeah..
You: ??^^
Stranger: meet new people.. to the othes places
Stranger: and u?
You: i’m active on several forums
You: and this link was posted
You: so i took a look
You: and
Stranger: and do u like here?
You: it’s quite relaxed here
You: 😛 talking with you is fun:P
You: so i gues i like it
Stranger: ooh thanx guy
You: and u?
You: do you’ve got msn messenger?
You: hotmail(A)?
Stranger: i like.. sometimes have idiot people.. but not always
You: 😛 i’m a idiot
Stranger: noo..
Stranger: =]
You: too bad
Stranger: hmm.. tell something bout u
You: on wich sort of school are you going
You: 😛 ask me something
You: i will answer
You: unless it’s to personel
You: our something:P
Stranger: i’m in the last year of higschool..
Stranger: u?
You: i’m in the third grade
You: of higher secundairy education
Stranger: hmm.. cool!
You: 😛 yeah
Stranger: here is differente, i guess
You: only my mark’s aren’t that good i aspectet
You: i’m sure there are differences
Stranger: when the classes begining?
You: pfff
You: don’t know exactly
You: what do you look like(A)?
Stranger: sorry.. i don’t undestand ur question..
You: umh
You: how do you look
You: umh
You: for exampel. your hair colour, glasses?? lenght
You: and so furter
Stranger: aaahn.. okaay
You: 😛
You: ^^
Stranger: i’m not tall or small.. i’m skinny, my hair is long and purple
You: purple:O?
You: kidding?
Stranger: my eyes are brown…
Stranger: yeeah.. i painted my hair
You: haha
You: what’s your original colour?
Stranger: brown
You: and why did you painted?
Stranger: i don’t knoow.. i think is cool, differente
You: 😛 you are a interresting person
Stranger: aah thanx.. =D
You: 😛 you’re welcome
Stranger: and u? how do u look..
You: i’m 1,75 meters tall,. not fat. normal ( i gues) but i have red
You: shit
You: in dutch you call it wangen
You: under you eares
You: right/left from you’re mouth and nose:P
You: my hear colour is blond
You: and my eyes are blue
You: do you’ve got a boyfriend?
Stranger: ooh u seem soo cutee hahaha
Stranger: noo, i haven’t
Stranger: and u?
You: cute:O? nott at all
Stranger: haha
You: but i think you are
Stranger: thanx agaain..
Stranger: u don’t answer me.. do u have a girlsfriend?
Stranger: *girlfriend
You: the question is noy on this screan :O
You: owh i see(A)
You: sorry
You: 😛
You: yes i have
Stranger: no problem! =]
You: :$ sorry
You: but
You: but i must go
Stranger: ookay.. see ya
Stranger: xx
You: do you’ve got a e-mail adres? it like’s
You: me good
You: to have mail contact with you
You: ( forgive me for my bad englisch)
Stranger:
You: thank you
You:
Stranger: don’t worry.. mine is bad too
You: 😛 ahha
You: oke;)
Stranger: thanx
You: xxx
Stranger:xx [/quote] [/spoiler]
haha, weetje hoe lang gesprek 😛
Voor de echte no-lifers onder ons. :S
[quote][spoiler] [/spoiler]
haha, weetje hoe lang gesprek :P[/quote]
Wat ben jij een player!
[quote]Wat ben jij een player![/quote]
hoezo nou weer player?
@ error: klopt, heb ook geen leven xd
Toch zal ik sommige gesprekken moeten verwijderden wegens de 18+ regel…
[quote]Toch zal ik sommige gesprekken moeten verwijderden wegens de 18+ regel…[/quote]
HAAH mijne lekker niet, heb me netjes gehouden :D:D
Serieus mensen vervelen zich, maar wel grappig die gesprekken 😛
Hij ging naar bed anders was het nog even doorgegaan. 😛
[SPOILER][quote]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: whats up
You: What are you going to do today?
Stranger: bout to go to sleep
You: What’s your time in your country?
You: At my is it 7:03 AM
You: Hello
You: Are you there?
Stranger: 12 am
You: xD
You: What are you gonna do today (new day)>[/quote][/SPOILER]
Ik heb er nog eentje:
[SPOILER][quote]Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EEE!
You: Hello!
Stranger: HEY
You: How are you today?
Stranger: right now im bored
Stranger: what about you
You: I’m going to school in 15 minutes.
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: 15 minutes??
You: It’s here 7:40 AM
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The Netherlands
Stranger: its 12:40am here
You: Í’m Dutch
Stranger: im in the US
You: xD
You: Cool! 😀
Stranger: well have a good day at school
You: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.[/quote][/SPOILER]
En nog eentje, ik heb geen leven. xD:
[SPOILER][quote]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello,
Stranger: oi
You: Have a good day.
You: xD
Stranger: ok
You: How are y ou/
Stranger: byasil
You: Where are you comin from
Stranger: RONALDO
Stranger: BRAZIL
You: Ronaldo?
You: Ok nice
Stranger: YES
You: I’m from the Netherlands. 😛
Stranger: Ronaldo
You: That’s your name?
Stranger: Far away
Stranger: my name is puta louca
You: Oh
You: Nicer!
Stranger: and you?
You: Why are you doing this?
You: My name is Sjoerd, a Dutch name. 😛
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: THanks, you too.
Stranger: kisses
You: Bye bye
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote][/SPOILER]